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Drug
dealers
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Software
developers
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Refer
to their clients as "users".
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Refer
to their clients as "users".
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The
first one's free!
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Download
a free trial version...
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Have
important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff)
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Have
important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code)
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Strange
jargon:
"Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag", "E".
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Strange
jargon:
"AGP", "RTFM", "Java", "ADSL".
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Realize
that there's tons of cash in
14- to 25-year-old market.
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Realize
that there's tons of cash in
14- to 25-year-old market.
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Job
is assisted by the industry's producing
newer, more potent mixes.
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Job
is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
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Often
seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
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Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
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Their
product causes unhealthy addictions.
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DOOM,
Quake, Unreal Tournament.
Nuff said!
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No
Refunds! No Returns!
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No Refunds! No Returns!
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Customers
in trouble are given
NO ASSISTANCE.
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Customers
in trouble are told to call
TECH SUPPORT.
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Do
your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
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Damn!
Damn! Damn!
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